glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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