1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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