STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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