he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
