I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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