I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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