She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Someone came in the potted fern
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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