It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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