The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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