i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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