FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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