when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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