Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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