I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Someone signed my nipple.
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