Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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