office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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