Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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