You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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