Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
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