is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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