I think I died a long time ago.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm bleeding and have questions
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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