Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
operation have a gay friend backfired
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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