I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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