wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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