I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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