No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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