how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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