Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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