HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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