Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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