im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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