first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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