Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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