i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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