yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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