why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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