sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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