Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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