he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
vagina is talking i cant
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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