she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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