We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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