I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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