Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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