Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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