I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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