You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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