why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
