May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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