So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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