i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
