And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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what are you doing with your life
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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