I wannas sexs uuuuu
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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