So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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