All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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