just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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