I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Everclear isn't food dammit
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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