You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so much tequila, so little girl.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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