problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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