it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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