just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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